A SLICE OF CAKE
cakes and more from both sides of the English Channel
October 28, 2026
SPOOKY SAUSAGE ROLLS AND EERIE ECCLES CAKES
October 26, 2026
CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE for children
The second cake for the little girl's birthday party was fun to make and decorate.
My friend Rachel (the birthday girl's grandmother) helped with the decorating.
It took two whole packets of chocolate fingers to cover the cake.
Then almost two packets of m&ms to fill the top.
The cake stand is an eBay purchase from many years ago.
I knew it would come in handy one day and it set the cake off perfectly.
October 24, 2026
GLUTEN FREE CARROT CAKE and a cream cheese frosting disaster!!
It was that time of year again - the weekend of the annual food, art and craft festival in the next village which goes by the name "L'Art et Lard". It's a wonderful event.
On the Sunday there is a pop-up tea room called the English Tea Garden for which I usually contribute some cakes. This year I made two vegan and two gluten free cakes, one being something I had never tackled before; a GF carrot cake.
I used a recipe from the website "Jane's Patisserie" which you can see here. The recipe seemed straightforward, very similar to a normal carrot cake but with GF flour. An interesting tip that I had never used before was to grate the carrots with a medium fine grater, not a coarse one, thereby avoiding strips of visible carrot in the cake and giving a better texture. That really worked.
As a precaution I used a couple of spoonfuls of the mixture to make two muffins, baked alongside the cake. This enabled me to taste test the cake before giving it away, something I now always do when handing over a cake to a new recipe that I haven't used before.
The muffins tasted delicious, lightly spiced and moist with a soft texture.. I then decided to push the boat out and ice the cake, even adding the little sugar carrots I had brought with me from a previous trip to the UK.
Then things went pear shaped........I had a total disaster with the cream cheese frosting.
I beat the butter and icing sugar together according to the recipe and then added the cream cheese. As I started to beat it in and within moments the whole lot turned to liquid. I went into panic mode. The cake was meant to be at the festival half an hour later and I had no more cream cheese.
Nick volunteered to go and fetch more but that would have taken anything up to an hour, probably much longer if the nearest supermarket didn't have any in. Instead I made a batch of ordinary buttercream and iced the cake with that. It looked a real bobby dazzler and sold well on the day.
The question is, what went wrong? A bit of research suggested that the fat content of the cheese was too low. I hadn't been able to get Philadelphia cheese, which I normally use, and had picked one at random not realising that it wouldn't work.
As for the glurpy cream cheese mixture - I turned it into ice cream - the ingredients had cost too much to waste them! I beat a few tablespoons of full fat double cream to the floppy stage, folded it into the mixture and put it in the freezer. It was delicious - in fact absolutely divine! I shall probably make it again but will always think of it as my "Accidental Ice Cream"!
I was so put out by the failure of the cream cheese that I did some more research and one fact that cropped up everywhere is that whatever you do, you should not try mixing more icing sugar into the liquid mixture, which had in fact, been my first instinct. Luckily I had been in too much of a hurry on the day to try it! A good guide to the problem can be found here. The website "Jane's Patisserie" has a good guide to making the frosting here.
Ingredients
For the cake
300g (approx 3 medium) carrots, grated medium fine
275 g soft light brown sugar
5 eggs
225ml sunflower oil
zest of 1 orange
325g gluten free self raising flour
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground ginger
100g raisins
For the cream cheese frosting
175g unsalted butter at room temperature
175g icing sugar
350g full fat cream cheese
½ tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla extract
Alternative buttercream icing
150g unsalted butter at room temperature
300g icing sugar, sifted
1-2 tblsp milk
½ tsp vanilla extract
Method
Grease a 20cm round springform cake tin and line the base with baking paper.
Preheat the oven to 180° C / 160° fan.
Put the oil, carrots, sugar, eggs and orange zest into a large bowl and mix well.
Sift in the flour and spices, add the raisins and mix again until smooth and well combined.
Pour the mixture into the tin and bake for 30-35 minutes until done. Cool in the tins.
To make the cream cheese frosting
Put the butter into a medium bowl and beat until smooth.
Add the icing sugar, cinnamon and vanilla and beat again.
Beat in the cream cheese until just combined.
Spread half of the mixture onto one of the cooled cakes and place the second cake on top. Spread or pipe the other half of the mixture on top of that and decorate as you prefer.
To make the alternative buttercream icing
Put the butter into a medium bowl and beat until soft. Add the icing sugar a spoonful at a time and beat until smooth. Beat in the vanilla and a splash or two of milk to get the consistency you prefer. Use half to sandwich the cakes together and the other half to decorate the top.
Cuts into 10-12 slices.
October 19, 2026
CHOCONANA BIRTHDAY CAKE
For cake number one I made a choconana cake.
This is a variation of the mocha banana cake that I have made many, many times and which you can read about here. It's essentially a chocolate banana bake and for a little girl's birthday I omitted the coffee, added some chocolate chips and some chocolate butter icing, plus decorations.
The lovely cake stand was gifted to me by a friend who is selling her second home in France and moving back to the UK. She bought it some years ago at a French street market and I had admired it many times. The little pig decorations were given to me by another friend after a recent visit back to the UK. They are Percy Pig sweets that come from M & S. The little girl's grandmother helped with the decorating and although I had lots of other decorations she thought the pigs would be fun.
Ingredients
For the cake
8oz self raising flour
4oz softened butter or baking spread (I used Le Fleurier unsalted spread)
4oz caster sugar
1 tsp ground cinnamon
2 ripe bananas, peeled and sliced
2 large eggs, beaten
1 tblsp milk chocolate chips (optional)
a splash of milk if needed
For the topping
2oz softened butter
6oz icing sugar
1 tblsp cocoa powder
1 tblsp warm water
a splash of milk if needed
Method
Butter and line the base of a 20cm (8") round springform cake tin. Preheat the oven to 180° C / 160° fan.
Put all of the cake ingredients except for the chocolate chips and milk into a large bowl and beat well by hand or with an electric hand held whisk, until well blended.
If the mixture seems rather stiff, add the milk and beat it in. Add the chocolate chips if using and stir in.
Pour or spoon the mixture into the prepared tin and bake for 40-45 minutes until done.
Remove from the oven and cool in the tin.
When the cake is cool, make the buttercream topping.
Beat the butter in a medium bowl with a wooden spoon until soft and sift in the icing sugar a spoonful at a time, beating well after each addition.
Mix the cocoa powder with the warm water to a smooth paste in a small bowl or cup. Add to the buttercream and beat in until evenly coloured. If it seems rather stiff, beat in a splash of milk.
Remove the cold cake from the tin, remove the paper from the bottom and sit the cake on a serving plate or cake stand.
Spread or swirl the topping over the cake evenly and decorate with candles, sprinkles and any decorations of your choice.
Serves 8-12 slices.
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My mum always said, in fact firmly believed, that all things come in threes. This cake was number three in a string of almost baking disasters, all within a single week!
Number one was when making the cream cheese topping for a carrot cake. I beat the butter and icing sugar together, added the cream cheese and on beating it in was horrified to see the whole thing turn to liquid within moments. More about that in another post.
Number two was when making a caramelised apple clafoutis (see here). The pudding had been in the oven for a good five minutes when I noticed the beaten eggs still in a bowl on the worktop. I whipped it out of the oven sharpish, stirred the eggs as evenly as possible into the pudding and put it back in the oven. It was fine.
Number three was when making this birthday cake. The mixture was in the tin ready to go into the oven when I adopted my usual practice of licking the spoon. It didn't taste very sweet but I wasn't sure as bananas are quite sweet anyway. A quick glance around the kitchen and I spotted nothing untoward so put the cake in the oven. As I turned to do the washing up I spotted the weighed out sugar still in a bowl next to the sink. I whipped the cake out of the oven sharpish, tipped the mixture back into the mixing bowl and beat the sugar in. After washing and re-lining the tin I got the cake back in the oven to bake and, as far as I know, it was fine!
Let's hope my mum's theory was right and, after three near disasters, that's it for now!
September 26, 2026
FIG, HAM AND HERBY CHEESE GLUTEN FREE APÉRO TART
September 12, 2026
STALLED and biting the bullet.
August 24, 2026
FIG AND FRANGIPANE TART
I looked through all my French themed cookbooks for a recipe. There were more for savoury dishes than sweet ones but I really wanted to make a dessert. I found one in Rick Stein's wonderful book "Secret France" which is based on the equally wonderful TV series of the same name. In the days when we were only part-time in France we would watch our recording of the series to help us get through grim Derbyshire winters until we could return to our house in France in the spring. You can see his recipe here.





